Visitor

~~~

~~~

The sheriff was sitting in the locked jail cell

with the key in his pocket

chewing on cactus &

gulping down hot coffee

~

Some one knocked on the door of

the Sheriff’s Office

“Come in!” chortled Sheriff Isom Dart

from the safety of the cell

~

Another Martian.

Before the creature said anything

Dart erupted, “I’m already

registered to vote!”

~

The creature from Mars peered at Dart

quizically with its third eye

& beeped, “But are you going to

vote for Obama?”

~

“Of course I’m voting for

Obama!” cried forth the

harried lawman.  “You critters

are driving me crazy!”

~

The green man wrapped a tentacle around

a jail-cell bar &

peered into the gloom

at the Earthman

~

The Martian said, “It’s best for the galaxy, the solar system,

my planet, your planet & your nation that

President Obama

serves 4 more years in the White House”

~

Sheriff Dart almost said

something but didn’t

the Martian turned around

   dissolved right thru the wall…

~

(Copyright Clyde Collins 2012)

~~~

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